First Post.

 Hi, I'm Evan!

If you've got to this page you should go.

I don't want you here.

This is my test page. 

I use it to split my domain so I can test scanning how my site is interconnected.

So please leave. 

You really should go.

Why are you still reading, LEAVE!

WTF you are not getting it.

You are obviously a jerk.

I hate you. 

GO!